I can’t cook. I come from a whole family of divine cooks, making one culinary delight after another (making all the more embarrassing). I can barely make cereal. But I try. I pick up tricks from all over the place.

One day I was left to my own devices and wanted to show Tiffany what I had for lunch. I had fun making it, but that’s hardly a sign that it’s worth anyone’s time. Tossed it into VideoStudio Pro, and watched it in its entirety. Surprisingly enough, I really liked how it came out. I come off like a spaz (which is pretty accurate, I have to admit). So that’s what this turned into. I try to update as often as I can, but my hunger sometimes outweighs my desire to entertain.

Enjoy the spot that started it all! If you like it, you’re welcome to check out the rest, directly below. (Try not to be grossed out; I use A LOT of salt in this one)

Episode 2: Chicken & Stars
Episode 3: Batman Sandwich
Episode 4: Bowl of Imagination
Episode 5: Simpsons Steak
Episode 6: Pesto Treehouse of Horror